<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703</id><updated>2011-04-22T07:38:24.619+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Revenge of the Hamster</title><subtitle type='html'>I tried to see life from a lefty point of view, but couldn’t get my head that far up my rectum

</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>92</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-111057567552138928</id><published>2005-03-12T08:11:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2005-03-12T09:20:18.243+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Update: RWDB in Utero @ 19 weeks</title><summary type='text'>It's been a while but pregnancy has not been a barrel of laughs. I've had morning sickness up until this week, my already sizeable boobies have grown to MAMMOTH FUNBAG proportions, and RWDB Jnr has commenced a regular routine of stomping, punching and kicking their mama.Also worrying has been my lack of leftoid rage, manifested through lack of posting here. I become soft. I even listened to a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/111057567552138928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=111057567552138928' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/111057567552138928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/111057567552138928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2005/03/update-rwdb-in-utero-19-weeks.html' title='Update: RWDB in Utero @ 19 weeks'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110638267279259585</id><published>2005-01-22T19:27:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2005-01-22T19:31:12.793+11:00</updated><title type='text'>RWDB in-utero</title><summary type='text'>Ever wondered what a RWDB looks like in-utero.  Wonder no longer!Our little one now resembles a human, complete with 10 fingers and 10 toes.  Very big brain with which to do logical thinking and clearly delineated fists for fighting off leftie stupidity.Suffice to say, mummy and daddy RWDB are very happy with little one's progress.  He/she now measures 6 cm, has a  heartbeat of 170bpm, and, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110638267279259585/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110638267279259585' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110638267279259585'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110638267279259585'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2005/01/rwdb-in-utero.html' title='RWDB in-utero'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110581840870379134</id><published>2005-01-16T06:28:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2005-01-16T06:48:36.746+11:00</updated><title type='text'>What the left really think?</title><summary type='text'>Michelle Malkin is a journalist of Asian extraction who keeps a fine website.She wrote a cogent piece on the Armstrong-Williams scandal and, lo and behold, those vile lefties come crawling out of woodwork. Are they attacking her on fact? Are they dismantling her argument? Do they have an alternative viewpoint based on logic and good research?No, but they apparently know the word 'whore' and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110581840870379134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110581840870379134' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110581840870379134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110581840870379134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2005/01/what-left-really-think.html' title='What the left really think?'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110171300305476032</id><published>2004-11-29T18:21:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-29T18:23:23.053+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Break</title><summary type='text'>Given my current status, I am taking a short break from blogging.  To be honest, until I get past my first trimester, hating lefties is the least of my problems.I may post occasionally if something REALLY gets me rattled but other than that, keep safe, and keep fighting the insanity of the left.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110171300305476032/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110171300305476032' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110171300305476032'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110171300305476032'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/break.html' title='Break'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110152864682855860</id><published>2004-11-27T15:06:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-27T15:10:46.826+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Spanking one's own bottom</title><summary type='text'>That wonderful institution, the UN, has effectively spanked itself.Now, when the UN itself comments on its own incompetence, someone tell me why the left are still keen on using them as an international arbitrator?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110152864682855860/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110152864682855860' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110152864682855860'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110152864682855860'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/spanking-ones-own-bottom.html' title='Spanking one&apos;s own bottom'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110145073289051947</id><published>2004-11-26T17:30:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-26T17:32:12.890+11:00</updated><title type='text'>En Guarde Horatio!  They're multiplying!!</title><summary type='text'>Well not quite.Husband and I had some wonderful news today.  We will be adding to the RWDB population in, oh, approximately 8 months. We are four weeks pregnant!Very early stages obviously, and we are hoping everything goes to plan but how exciting!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110145073289051947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110145073289051947' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110145073289051947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110145073289051947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/en-guarde-horatio-theyre-multiplying.html' title='En Guarde Horatio!  They&apos;re multiplying!!'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110110785723504318</id><published>2004-11-22T17:56:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-22T18:17:37.236+11:00</updated><title type='text'>A French Farce, Weiners and some Eastern European nation</title><summary type='text'>You know how lefties moan and whine calmly inform us of our evil? How we conservatives search and destroy, with little to no regard for human life and its betterment?The Paris Club issue, in relation to Iraq, begs to differ.The US and Britain voted to reduce the debt by 95%.Australia has reduced its total debt owing by $1.1billion, not an insignificant amount.Who have dragged their feet, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110110785723504318/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110110785723504318' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110110785723504318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110110785723504318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/french-farce-weiners-and-some-eastern.html' title='A French Farce, Weiners and some Eastern European nation'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110100744821098982</id><published>2004-11-21T13:34:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-21T14:24:08.210+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Celebrities say the stupidest darndest things...</title><summary type='text'>In stupid celebrity news....Mischa Barton on free speech:It's just that there's no tolerance level there anymoreSee Mischa, you are free to say what you like when you like. That does not mean there is no price to be paid for that freedom. If people don't like your message, then they will exercise their right to free speech and say what they want in rebuttal. I'm going to say something </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110100744821098982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110100744821098982' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110100744821098982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110100744821098982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/celebrities-say-stupidest-darndest.html' title='Celebrities say the &lt;s&gt;stupidest&lt;/s&gt; darndest things...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110092690016714782</id><published>2004-11-20T15:51:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-20T16:01:40.166+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Best Quote Ever</title><summary type='text'>A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110092690016714782/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110092690016714782' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110092690016714782'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110092690016714782'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/best-quote-ever.html' title='Best Quote Ever'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110089867394231105</id><published>2004-11-20T06:48:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-20T08:11:13.943+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Get me some grits...</title><summary type='text'>The backlash against Dr Condoleeza Rice in the last 12 months has been truly frightening. Now that she has been nominated to Secretary of State, the little worms (still licking their election loss wounds) are on the attack.Here is just some of the leftie trash produced in the last 12 months about Dr Rice:Aunt Jemima. The term 'Aunt Jemima' refers to a character from 1930s radio who cooked </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110089867394231105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110089867394231105' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110089867394231105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110089867394231105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/get-me-some-grits.html' title='Get me some grits...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110055793257207011</id><published>2004-11-16T09:27:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-16T09:46:52.276+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Birthday Wishes</title><summary type='text'>Iraq the Model is 1 year old. Happy Birthday Guys!From this most wonderful of blogs:'We’re changing so quickly and the concept of one opinion and one point of view is becoming part of history.Who said that nothing has changed?! Who claimed that the present is worse than the past?!I wish they could attend even one of those meetings or lectures to see the progress we’ve so far made, and let </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110055793257207011/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110055793257207011' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110055793257207011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110055793257207011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/birthday-wishes.html' title='Birthday Wishes'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110050968476005338</id><published>2004-11-15T19:30:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T20:08:04.760+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Disturbing, but not surprising, stuff from the left</title><summary type='text'>Alert:  This is a rant.  I make no apologies.  Hamsters don't have to.What is so disturbing about this is that Kareema76@optusnet.com.au is not alone in his/her opinion.  His/her opinions reflect many whose anti-Americanism is like a disease, preventing them from objective reasoning as to the Iraq war.They have never travelled to Iraq.  They have never seen the refugee camps in Pakistan. Many</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110050968476005338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110050968476005338' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110050968476005338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110050968476005338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/disturbing-but-not-surprising-stuff.html' title='Disturbing, but not surprising, stuff from the left'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110046371611674857</id><published>2004-11-15T07:20:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-15T07:25:28.196+11:00</updated><title type='text'>R.I.P Ol' Dirty</title><summary type='text'>This is WAY sadder than that old terrorist dying, but not nearly as sad as my grandmother passing away.Ol' Dirty Bastard from the Wu Tang Clan collapsed and died today.Gravel Pit will never be the same.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110046371611674857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110046371611674857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110046371611674857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110046371611674857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/rip-ol-dirty.html' title='R.I.P Ol&apos; Dirty'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110038632098132461</id><published>2004-11-14T09:46:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-14T16:14:20.740+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Fahrenhype 911</title><summary type='text'>I have just finished watching Fahrenhype 911, a film dedicated to debunking the myths and outright lies perpetrated by that big fat stupid white man.I recommend all conservatives watch this film - if only to reinforce that we are on the side of right (pun intended). The lies perpetrated by Moore in Fahrenheit 911 are systematically dismantled and proven, from both sides of the political fence, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110038632098132461/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110038632098132461' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110038632098132461'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110038632098132461'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/fahrenhype-911.html' title='Fahrenhype 911'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-110015395920755148</id><published>2004-11-11T17:12:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-11T17:19:19.206+11:00</updated><title type='text'>F*cktard Alert</title><summary type='text'>I had Yum Cha with friends today at the delightful Red Emperor.  It has a reputation for offering the best Yum Cha in melbourne and I must concur with this assessment.Unfortunately, one of my friends had a tag-a-long who was a leftie.  Her presence both delighted (ooooh someone to bait) and horrified (I can't believe I'm having Yum Cha with a leftie) me.The conversation inevitably turned to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/110015395920755148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=110015395920755148' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110015395920755148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/110015395920755148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/fcktard-alert.html' title='F*cktard Alert'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109997783055772336</id><published>2004-11-09T16:21:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-09T16:23:50.556+11:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Blogging will be suspended for approximately five days.My grandmother passed away this morning from pneumonia.If there was one person who influenced the values I have today, as well as the goddamn bad attitude I have towards lefties, it was my conservative to the core grandmother. Reagan will be happy.  Another neo-con makes it into heaven.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109997783055772336/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109997783055772336' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109997783055772336'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109997783055772336'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/blogging-will-be-suspended-for.html' title=''/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109989716078192167</id><published>2004-11-08T17:30:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-08T17:59:20.783+11:00</updated><title type='text'>10 Reasons Why Conservatives Rock In 2004</title><summary type='text'>1. We have hotter women.  In Australia: Miranda Devine and Janet Albrechtsen.  In the US: Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and Condoleeza Rice.2. We have hotter men.  In Australia: Alan Anderson and Tim Blair (on a good day).  In the US: George W. Bush, Karl Rove (yes I have a thing about men resembling the Pillsbury Doughboy) and Mark Steyn (yes I know he is a Canadian but some things I am </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109989716078192167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109989716078192167' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109989716078192167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109989716078192167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/10-reasons-why-conservatives-rock-in.html' title='10 Reasons Why Conservatives Rock In 2004'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109956349067797183</id><published>2004-11-04T21:14:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-04T21:18:10.676+11:00</updated><title type='text'>A big yo-ho-ho-ho to Booker Rising</title><summary type='text'>It's hard to get a decent readership with so many blogs out there.So thanks to the articulate, intelligent, and supportive 'connies' (my diminutive for conservatives) at Booker Rising for consistently promoting my blog.  Every time they link to my blog, my readership doubles.Cheers guys.  Thank you for the ongoing support.  You make this 'sista' one happy little connie.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109956349067797183/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109956349067797183' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109956349067797183'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109956349067797183'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/big-yo-ho-ho-ho-to-booker-rising.html' title='A big yo-ho-ho-ho to Booker Rising'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109956316578381518</id><published>2004-11-04T21:05:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-04T21:12:45.783+11:00</updated><title type='text'>When small children can't play nicely....</title><summary type='text'>Yes I am a happy camper today that foxy (just why are conservative men so HOT) George W. Bush won the US Presidential Election.Suffice to say, the left are not ‘dealing’:From the SMH:I hang my head in shame.Yes Teresa’s outfit WAS a terrible fashion faux-pas.  But shame?  Come on, that’s a bit strong.Those rednecks deserve the leader they got.Rather typical of the left.  We did not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109956316578381518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109956316578381518' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109956316578381518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109956316578381518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/when-small-children-cant-play-nicely.html' title='When small children can&apos;t play nicely....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109933693851873601</id><published>2004-11-02T06:21:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-02T06:22:18.520+11:00</updated><title type='text'>Alan Anderson sticks it to da man....</title><summary type='text'>Well, not really.Alan, polite and articulate as always, examines the impact of the Bin Laden video on the US Election.Very much worth a read.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109933693851873601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109933693851873601' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109933693851873601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109933693851873601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/alan-anderson-sticks-it-to-da-man.html' title='Alan Anderson sticks it to da man....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109929400301514087</id><published>2004-11-01T17:39:00.000+11:00</published><updated>2004-11-01T18:26:43.016+11:00</updated><title type='text'>It's all about the (t)wits</title><summary type='text'>It's approximately 24 hours until the US Election. Where does the time go?Naturally, I hope for a Republican victory.In the meantime, let's take a moment out from our day to remember the stupidity of the Democrats, and their supporters.From Johnno and TezzaYou said something I didn't say. Now shove it!Theresa Heinz-Kerry, yapping at a reporterTheresa is as unpredictable as Boris </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109929400301514087/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109929400301514087' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109929400301514087'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109929400301514087'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/11/its-all-about-twits.html' title='It&apos;s all about the (t)wits'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109903644450869181</id><published>2004-10-29T17:52:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-10-29T17:54:04.506+10:00</updated><title type='text'>You know the left is in BIG trouble when....</title><summary type='text'>…..the ABC axe the television show of George Negus, one of the Australian Left’s poster boys.George has labelled the decision ‘curious’ and ‘strange’.  I find George curious and strange.What does he expect when he insists on broadcasting a show that, just this week, dedicated an entire episode to the colour ‘red’, including a detailed examination of old hoofers wearing red hats. Even more </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109903644450869181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109903644450869181' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109903644450869181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109903644450869181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/10/you-know-left-is-in-big-trouble-when.html' title='You know the left is in BIG trouble when....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109895344777144498</id><published>2004-10-28T18:46:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-10-28T18:50:47.770+10:00</updated><title type='text'>When celebrities attack...</title><summary type='text'>Ahhhh, the phenomenon of the celebrity UN Goodwill Ambassador.It’s like listening to Beethoven’s 5th Symphony being played on a pocket-side pianola. You marvel that it exists, but about five minutes of it is all you can take.Goodwill Ambassador, Angelina Jolie, comments on the crisis in Darfur, which, coincidentally, her employer is largely unable to resolve.Angelina is on the case though:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109895344777144498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109895344777144498' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109895344777144498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109895344777144498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/10/when-celebrities-attack.html' title='When celebrities attack...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109865242333160209</id><published>2004-10-25T07:12:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-10-25T07:13:43.330+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Been fishing</title><summary type='text'>Have been on holidays for the last two weeks and just arrived back last night.Regular posting will be resumed in the next 48 hours.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109865242333160209/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109865242333160209' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109865242333160209'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109865242333160209'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/10/been-fishing.html' title='Been fishing'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109778898898774881</id><published>2004-10-15T07:06:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-10-15T07:26:03.383+10:00</updated><title type='text'>The Nelson Muntz Factor</title><summary type='text'>A chat to my wise husband revealed what may prove to be the dominant reason Biff lost the election: The Nelson Muntz Factor.And I quote:I mean, would you vote for him. He's bashed people, called women names and looks like a caveman. A vote for Mark Latham is a vote for the school-bully.He's Nelson Muntz. And while there's something primal and attractive about Nelson, would you vote for him? </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109778898898774881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109778898898774881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109778898898774881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109778898898774881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/10/nelson-muntz-factor.html' title='The Nelson Muntz Factor'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109745442192913002</id><published>2004-10-11T10:16:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-10-11T10:27:01.930+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Drinking is fun...</title><summary type='text'>Excitement-a-plenty in the Hamster Household this morning.Beside the obvious orgasmic experience (yes, I intentionally link to Alan when I say because he's leading my my Top 10 Hotties of 2005 list AND he's a conservative - stand back ladies) on Saturday, followed by my 30th Birthday yesterday, I'm heading today to the Falls Retreat for two days.Which means no blogging.  But it means some </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109745442192913002/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109745442192913002' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109745442192913002'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109745442192913002'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/10/drinking-is-fun.html' title='Drinking is fun...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109739764866181137</id><published>2004-10-10T18:25:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-10-10T18:41:17.713+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Dancing on the tables....</title><summary type='text'>Another wonderful victory for John Winston Howard....Tears were shed, beers drunk in honour of each year of service by the great man were consumed, and the residents of East Malvern were treated to impromptu and off-key renditions of Advance Australia Fair as I staggered home.Our great national anthem, sung to ghetto-booty riddums....? Get her a record deal STAT my neighbours would have been </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109739764866181137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109739764866181137' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109739764866181137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109739764866181137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/10/dancing-on-tables.html' title='Dancing on the tables....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109666419643685706</id><published>2004-10-02T06:54:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-10-02T06:56:36.436+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Hottie spotting</title><summary type='text'>I think I saw the delectable Alan Anderson this morning walking, no, striding manfully, down Elizabeth Street.Well I think it was him.  He was hot with dark hair and a come-hither stare... very much like Alan.Whoever it was, they're lucky (or unlikely depending) I'm married otherwise much groping would have been an inevitability.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109666419643685706/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109666419643685706' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109666419643685706'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109666419643685706'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/10/hottie-spotting.html' title='Hottie spotting'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109644618826005663</id><published>2004-09-29T18:20:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-29T18:23:08.260+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Emma Tom Sux</title><summary type='text'>What are the bets that Emma Tom has been attending the Margo Kingston School of Journalism (yeah the irony of the latter part of that sentence makes me laugh too).Today’s incoherent rambling about the legendary Russ Meyer is as confusing as it is stupid.If you’re like me, you will take Tom’s sole viable piece of advice and firmly turn the page.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109644618826005663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109644618826005663' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109644618826005663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109644618826005663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/emma-tom-sux.html' title='Emma Tom Sux'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109618722872923635</id><published>2004-09-26T18:12:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-26T18:27:08.730+10:00</updated><title type='text'>In yet another installment of 'When stupid journalists do stuff'....</title><summary type='text'>On tonight's 60 Minutes, Richard Carlton opines the state of Africa.Noble sentiment although Richo just can't pass up the chance to have a slug at the Iraqi war...While billions of dollars have been spent fighting that war in Iraq, the world has all but ignored a catastrophe still unfolding in Africa right this very minute.Last year, Australia gave approximately $61m to Africa alone. This </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109618722872923635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109618722872923635' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109618722872923635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109618722872923635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/in-yet-another-installment-of-when.html' title='In yet another installment of &apos;When stupid journalists do stuff&apos;....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109592863672778458</id><published>2004-09-23T18:26:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-23T18:37:47.706+10:00</updated><title type='text'>An adventure on public transport...</title><summary type='text'>So I'm on the train going into the city for a training course.A man standing next to me says 'Do you like my pants?'Yes, that's right.'Do you like my pants?'That is why I drive into work. Pants related conversations in the early morning is just plain obscene.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109592863672778458/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109592863672778458' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109592863672778458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109592863672778458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/adventure-on-public-transport.html' title='An adventure on public transport...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109575854248569394</id><published>2004-09-21T19:17:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-21T19:22:22.486+10:00</updated><title type='text'>I'll never learn...</title><summary type='text'>In worrying news about the state of our nation’s youth, a post on the Australian Idol Message Board expresses a deep sense of loss, and high levels of stupidity, over the elimination of contestant, Amali Ward:My friend had a baby 2 weeks ago and has named it Amali-u will never be forgotten For a start, your friend’s baby ain’t gonna be thanking anyone in a few years time for this dubious little</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109575854248569394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109575854248569394' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109575854248569394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109575854248569394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/ill-never-learn.html' title='I&apos;ll never learn...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109567147269746258</id><published>2004-09-20T18:48:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-20T19:12:33.226+10:00</updated><title type='text'>A time when men were men and women were spanked...</title><summary type='text'>William Safire offers sound reasons as to why John Kerry is unable to stop:a) resembling a caged hamster;b) obsessive finger pointing at everyone;c) touching John Edwards. Like, all the time; therebyd) losing this election.Says William:Above all, win back the women. Bush has them believing that the fighting in Iraq is for the security of their families. Too many women can't get it </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109567147269746258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109567147269746258' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109567147269746258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109567147269746258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/time-when-men-were-men-and-women-were.html' title='A time when men were men and women were spanked...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109545415223204085</id><published>2004-09-18T06:40:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T06:49:12.233+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Latho Bingo!</title><summary type='text'>Are you bored with the Federal Election Campaign?Tired of Margoid, Emma and Komrades?Wish SOMEONE would give Phillip Adams a make-over?From the same grumpy Hamster who brought you the Cone of Ignorance, I now present:Latho BingoPosted by HelloPlaying is as easy as biffing a taxi driver. Everytime Biff uses one of the above phrases, cross it off. The first person to have all sayings </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109545415223204085/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109545415223204085' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109545415223204085'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109545415223204085'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/latho-bingo.html' title='Latho Bingo!'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109514767526468527</id><published>2004-09-14T17:26:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-14T17:41:51.166+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Tales of a buxom French wench....</title><summary type='text'>The French cop a lot. Deservedly so.And before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I myself am a quarter French, so at least 25% of what I am about to write is true.Probably.Unless those whacky Zionists gets in my way and then I would estimate that 40% of what I write is true. I’m not sure and will have to refer to Margoid. She knows about these things.But I digress.The French, much </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109514767526468527/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109514767526468527' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109514767526468527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109514767526468527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/tales-of-buxom-french-wench.html' title='Tales of a buxom French wench....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109493773986280154</id><published>2004-09-12T06:40:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-12T08:30:13.300+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Hilaly talks, SMH wets itself to publish</title><summary type='text'>Proof in today's SMH that they will print ANYTHING anti-Howard, regardless of how despicable and/or subjective the source.Australian Mufti, Sheikh Taj el-Den Al-Hilaly, has put his 0.000002 cents worth in (even then, I'm being generous and rounding up) about the Jakarta bombing:It's not in the interests of Australia for us to be in [President George] Bush's team because that team has </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109493773986280154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109493773986280154' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109493773986280154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109493773986280154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/hilaly-talks-smh-wets-itself-to.html' title='Hilaly talks, SMH wets itself to publish'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109480257387361471</id><published>2004-09-10T17:47:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-10T17:58:39.703+10:00</updated><title type='text'>The Cone of Ignorance</title><summary type='text'>The Left is a joke and all things show it. I thought so before, but now I know it.Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you....The Cone of Ignorance You be the judge. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109480257387361471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109480257387361471' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109480257387361471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109480257387361471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/cone-of-ignorance.html' title='The Cone of Ignorance'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109463188080310169</id><published>2004-09-08T18:23:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-10T18:52:46.153+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Leftie journo disses right-wing hottie</title><summary type='text'>I can just imagine the world of Emma Tom.Hours spent at trendy cafes drinking copious mocha-choco-lattes and tittering piteously at the working masses as they trudge to and from work.An infallible belief that they have all the answers but are just too cool to do anything about it.A sense of humour not unlike Mark Latham’s tax policy – misdirected and not funny. Bless her. She tries hard but</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109463188080310169/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109463188080310169' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109463188080310169'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109463188080310169'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/leftie-journo-disses-right-wing-hottie.html' title='Leftie journo disses right-wing hottie'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109433225440615497</id><published>2004-09-05T07:07:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-09-05T07:10:54.406+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Something about a pot and a kettle....</title><summary type='text'>Has John Kerry been stealing from Margoid’s Whacky Phrase Book?In latest John Kerry trash talking news, the courageous soldier called George W Bush’s convention speech “All hat, no cattle”.Apparently, Kerry went ghetto to find a Texan phrase describing cowboys who talk the talk, but don’t walk the walk.Kerry needs to be careful here. He has based his whole campaign upon his (dubious) </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109433225440615497/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109433225440615497' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109433225440615497'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109433225440615497'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/09/something-about-pot-and-kettle.html' title='Something about a pot and a kettle....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109393839737418122</id><published>2004-08-31T17:38:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-31T17:46:37.373+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Booth Problems</title><summary type='text'>As if you needed proof that Michael Moore was a big, fat, stupid white man, the highly regarded NW provides proof:Controversial Michael Moore was hoping to enjoy a meal in one of Musso and Frank's cosy booths. However the 150 kg plus star was unable to squeeze himself between the seat and table. 'He was forced to pull up a chair'.Or two. Who knows?Anyhoo, this latest event is just another in</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109393839737418122/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109393839737418122' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109393839737418122'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109393839737418122'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/booth-problems.html' title='Booth Problems'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109333338218158178</id><published>2004-08-24T17:42:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-24T17:43:02.180+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Upcoming Absence</title><summary type='text'>The Hamster will be away from Wednesday through to Saturday of this week at a university residential.Between coping with my stupid syndicate members, trying to fit in a decent amount of exercise (this place has a pool, tennis court, running track – I’m in exercise heaven) and, oh yeah, study, I won’t be updating this journal.I will save the anger though and return with a VENGEANCE on Saturday</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109333338218158178/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109333338218158178' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109333338218158178'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109333338218158178'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/upcoming-absence.html' title='Upcoming Absence'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109333332007862562</id><published>2004-08-24T17:40:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-24T17:42:00.076+10:00</updated><title type='text'>A chilling prophecy?</title><summary type='text'>This came to me as I slept last night.A chilling prophecy of life under Labor?Am I the new Nostradamus?  Hamsteramus?  Who knows?I think the tortured souls of Liverpool City Council rate payers are using me as a conduit to spread the word...There once was a boof called Mark Latham,who worshipped a boof called Gough Whitlam.Adopting Gough’s way,Of leading our economy astray,Mark Latham</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109333332007862562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109333332007862562' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109333332007862562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109333332007862562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/chilling-prophecy.html' title='A chilling prophecy?'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109316579508438742</id><published>2004-08-22T18:23:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-22T19:09:55.083+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Fat man yaps despite knowing nothing...</title><summary type='text'>Phillip Adams reckons that Australia is in the midst of an 'allergic reaction to people who [are] black, brown and yellow'.With intolerance a transmissible disease, bigotry became bubonic. Overnight, millions of Australians caught it.Naturally, this is the fault of John Howard.Adams cites a long-ago interview between John Howard and John Laws in which Mr Howard said:probably a greater </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109316579508438742/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109316579508438742' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109316579508438742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109316579508438742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/fat-man-yaps-despite-knowing-nothing.html' title='Fat man yaps despite knowing nothing...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109303712477459822</id><published>2004-08-21T06:45:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-21T07:25:55.920+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Dancing Continues</title><summary type='text'>John Kerry is still happy dancing. I bet those North-Vietnamese Americans are happy to hear that.In response to those pesky Swift Boat Veterans, Kerry has released his own video. It includes some of his war records, but not all (until he is truthful about his war record, his service will always be under scrutiny), and positive testimonials from a handful of Swift Boat Veterans (who he is, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109303712477459822/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109303712477459822' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109303712477459822'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109303712477459822'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/happy-dancing-continues.html' title='Happy Dancing Continues'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109273331674578166</id><published>2004-08-17T18:51:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-17T19:01:56.746+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Week in Review 15/08/2004</title><summary type='text'>Why the left are stupidI have little…. no, make that no patience for the left. For good reason.I mentioned to a leftie friend that 43 Iraqis had written a highly eloquent statement as to why John Howard was right to go to war, in response to the daiquiri diplomats.He dismissed these Iraqis as 'ignorant'.When I then advised him to perhaps speak to Iraqis as to why a large majority believe </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109273331674578166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109273331674578166' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109273331674578166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109273331674578166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/week-in-review-15082004.html' title='Week in Review 15/08/2004'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109256140333701460</id><published>2004-08-15T18:21:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-15T19:58:53.706+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Less Happy Dancing, More Sensitivity</title><summary type='text'>John Kerry wants to fight a more 'sensitive war' on terror. As distinct from happy dancing.Let's have a quick, and potentially confusing, trek through Kerry's role in the war on terror so far. Confusing as in, how many flips could a flip-flop flip if a flip-flop could flop ...whatever.The Peter Garret-flop-on-ova RoutineKerry authorised the Dubya's war on Iraq as early as October 2002. In a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109256140333701460/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109256140333701460' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109256140333701460'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109256140333701460'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/less-happy-dancing-more-sensitivity.html' title='Less Happy Dancing, More Sensitivity'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109230246222275920</id><published>2004-08-12T19:14:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-12T19:45:02.290+10:00</updated><title type='text'>War ‘hero’ told to stop happy dancing</title><summary type='text'>Who’d have thunk (sic) it?John Kerry’s hot-dogging, rock-star antics about his Tour of Duty in Vietnam have not gone down well with Vietnamese Americans.‘I'm all about letting bygones be bygones but how many times is he going to brag about him and his buddies mowing down uncle Charlie and doing the happy dance?’‘Kerry wasn't drafted like my father, he chose to kill'Goddamn oversensitive </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109230246222275920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109230246222275920' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109230246222275920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109230246222275920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/war-hero-told-to-stop-happy-dancing.html' title='War ‘hero’ told to stop happy dancing'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109212910509509439</id><published>2004-08-10T18:48:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-10T19:11:45.096+10:00</updated><title type='text'>What happens when you eat mummy's lipstick...</title><summary type='text'>I recently joined the Australian Blogging Alliance, formed by Mike Jericho.The purpose of the ABA is to...help newer or less-well-known Australian Bloggers get ahead and get attention.This is the core focus of the Alliance, and is our only real stipulation. If you wish to join the Alliance, you must link to all the other members.Sound reasonable? I thought so....Unfortunately, a strange </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109212910509509439/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109212910509509439' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109212910509509439'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109212910509509439'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/what-happens-when-you-eat-mummys.html' title='What happens when you eat mummy&apos;s lipstick...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109212763743935297</id><published>2004-08-10T18:38:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-10T18:47:17.440+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Week in Review 07/08/2004</title><summary type='text'>After a debilitating and crushing illness (yeah ok, it was a cold), the Hamster was up and at ‘em again this week.Gimp Update Whoever said that wishing hard enough or praying to God doesn’t work was goddamn wrong.The Gimp’s car blew up. Unfortunately, not enough so that he too was blasted but enough to inconvenience him immensely and force him into the indignity of public transport.I </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109212763743935297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109212763743935297' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109212763743935297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109212763743935297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/week-in-review-07082004.html' title='Week in Review 07/08/2004'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109186810697971480</id><published>2004-08-07T18:06:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-07T18:48:59.080+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Helen's Legacy</title><summary type='text'>I am not a fan of Helen Clark. That is not unusual in itself. Ms Clark was voted the least kissable woman in New Zealand. However, it appears that many in New Zealand are finding her increasingly amenable, even if she does not measure up for a decent pash.Helen's popularity has increased since she hissy-fitted over allegations of Israeli spies attempting to obtain fraudulent passports.Why </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109186810697971480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109186810697971480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109186810697971480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109186810697971480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/helens-legacy.html' title='Helen&apos;s Legacy'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109178214005829466</id><published>2004-08-06T18:48:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-06T18:51:28.166+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Separated at Birth?</title><summary type='text'>Eurovision. United Nations. Separated at birth?I provide the facts. You decide.Point 1: Both have a corrupt voting system You will note that, in Eurovision, competency, ability and/or musical talent has little to nothing to do with voting. This is because there are three main voting blocks: a Western Bloc (England, Ireland, France, Holland, Belgium and Luxembourg), a Northern Bloc (the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109178214005829466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109178214005829466' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109178214005829466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109178214005829466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/separated-at-birth.html' title='Separated at Birth?'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109170039281836466</id><published>2004-08-05T19:34:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-05T20:06:32.816+10:00</updated><title type='text'>When teachers attack....</title><summary type='text'>Every year, Australian students participate in a competition called Rock Eisteddfod.The Rock Eisteddfod Challenge® is a unique and exciting opportunity for schools to take part in a dance, drama and design spectacular where the students are the STARS.While the competition is ostensibly open to all, I remember as a student that our school was actively discouraged from participating because we </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109170039281836466/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109170039281836466' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109170039281836466'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109170039281836466'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/when-teachers-attack.html' title='When teachers attack....'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109160951861274897</id><published>2004-08-04T18:49:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-04T18:51:58.613+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Contradictorio</title><summary type='text'>In the Australian, the Spanish Ambassador to Australia, in defence of his country’s cowardly retreat from Iraq, states:'What is a real danger for all of us is to allow terrorists to dictate not only what we should or should not do, but even what we should think.’He makes a good point.  Pity then that his country did not live these words when they capitulated to fear and withdrew from Iraq.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109160951861274897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109160951861274897' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109160951861274897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109160951861274897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/contradictorio.html' title='Contradictorio'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109160934882410549</id><published>2004-08-04T18:47:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-04T18:49:08.826+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Hand it back then love….hand it back</title><summary type='text'>The SMH can’t help itself. If someone, let’s make that anyone, criticizes the Howard Government it makes their front page / website.In the latest, Kirsty Sword Gusmao, is ashamed that she is an Australian citizen.Simple solution to that love. Hand the citizenship back and we will give it to someone who is not ashamed.You won’t be missed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109160934882410549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109160934882410549' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109160934882410549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109160934882410549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/hand-it-back-then-lovehand-it-back.html' title='Hand it back then love….hand it back'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109160925144591046</id><published>2004-08-04T18:40:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-04T18:47:31.446+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Week in Review 01/08/2004</title><summary type='text'>A quiet week for the HamsterBeing sick sucksTry and say that three times in a row.Winter caught up with me with the result that I have spluttered, coughed and sneezed myself into never never land (p.s. Peter Garrett sends his love), leaving me little time for blogging.I'm a little soldier Racked with pain, I still managed to keep an active social life. I'm such a little soldier.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109160925144591046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109160925144591046' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109160925144591046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109160925144591046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/week-in-review-01082004.html' title='Week in Review 01/08/2004'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109142296408450849</id><published>2004-08-02T14:40:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-02T18:55:36.390+10:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Only a few months ago, Toni Collette opined the state of Australian films: 'I just beg you, Mr John Howard, to just see straight and not jeopardise our cultural future' .This in response to what Ms Collette sees as our Australian 'cultural identity' being under threat from Hollywood. She got a standing ovation from a rapturous, bum-licking AFI crowd for this. Funny then that Ms Collette has, in </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109142296408450849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109142296408450849' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109142296408450849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109142296408450849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/08/only-few-months-ago-toni-collette.html' title=''/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109124558082970427</id><published>2004-07-31T13:22:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-31T14:36:49.646+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Jacques gets bizzaaaayyyyy</title><summary type='text'>Jacques Chirac has ordered the mobilisation of French troops stationed in Chad to be made ready for entry into Sudan,'without waiting for the response of the international community.'Noble sentiment one would think. Racing in to help the Sudanese who are so desperately in need of saving.However, where the Frenchies are concerned (and I say this being one quarter French - the sexy, buxom wench </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109124558082970427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109124558082970427' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109124558082970427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109124558082970427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/jacques-gets-bizzaaaayyyyy.html' title='Jacques gets bizzaaaayyyyy'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109124393874256837</id><published>2004-07-31T12:59:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-31T13:18:58.743+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Phillip Adams gets busted... for being a dumb-ass</title><summary type='text'>Phillip Adams is indeed a scary creature. And not just because is an aesthetically unpleasing Michelin Man.This week, in the crazy world of Phillip Adams, he wants us to believe that the attrocities against his people weren't all that bad:Yes, Saddam gassed the Kurds. Yes, an unknown number of Iraqi citizens weretortured and slaughtered. Apparently, Phillip is defending Saddam. Sure, not </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109124393874256837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109124393874256837' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109124393874256837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109124393874256837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/phillip-adams-gets-busted-for-being.html' title='Phillip Adams gets busted... for being a dumb-ass'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109124268712685936</id><published>2004-07-31T12:56:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-31T12:58:07.126+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Apologies for the retarded state of this blog...</title><summary type='text'>As you may have noticed, there are some bizarro retardo things going on with this blog.A help(!!!!!!!!!!!!) request has been logged and hopefully, should be sorted out within the next week.If there is a smarty out there who can tell me why the formatting and links are buggering up, please email me at revengeofthehamster@yahoo.com.auI will soldier on, as all good hamsters on the path of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109124268712685936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109124268712685936' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109124268712685936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109124268712685936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/apologies-for-retarded-state-of-this.html' title='Apologies for the retarded state of this blog...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109108685624820671</id><published>2004-07-29T17:40:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-29T17:40:56.246+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Can you spot the difference?</title><summary type='text'>The Hamster accepts no liability for this.But let me know how you go anyway.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109108685624820671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109108685624820671' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109108685624820671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109108685624820671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/can-you-spot-difference.html' title='Can you spot the difference?'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109108680371296994</id><published>2004-07-29T17:38:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-03T05:28:43.196+10:00</updated><title type='text'>And furthermore...</title><summary type='text'>One would think I had a vendetta against the UN.  Yes.  Yes I do.Foxy lady Janet Albrechtsen reports:...for any country contemplating self-defence against terrorists, the news from UN headquarters is grim. The International Court of Justice, a central part of the UN system, recently opined that legitimate self-defence extends only to the actions of one state against another state. That means</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109108680371296994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109108680371296994' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109108680371296994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109108680371296994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/and-furthermore.html' title='And furthermore...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109108669177305650</id><published>2004-07-29T17:37:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-29T17:38:11.773+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Apologies</title><summary type='text'>Apologies for the lack of posting. The Hamster was unwell but remained committed to an active social life, leaving no time for blogging.  Only sleeping and gorging.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109108669177305650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109108669177305650' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109108669177305650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109108669177305650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/apologies.html' title='Apologies'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109083816491531405</id><published>2004-07-26T20:35:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-26T20:36:04.916+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Birthday</title><summary type='text'>John Winston Howard.  65 today.  And still hot.Happy Birthday Prime Minister.  You’re a bloody legend</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109083816491531405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109083816491531405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109083816491531405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109083816491531405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/happy-birthday.html' title='Happy Birthday'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109083810602902595</id><published>2004-07-26T20:33:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-03T05:30:28.666+10:00</updated><title type='text'>UN = Useless Nonsense</title><summary type='text'>Mark Steyn relates why the UN are a bunch of useless f*ckers. The problem is, by the time you've gone through the UN, everyone's dead. The UN system is broken beyond repair. The Security Council was unable to agree even on a resolution merely expressing some criticism of the Sudanese Government - China, Pakistan and Algeria scuppered that. In May, even as its proxies were getting stuck into </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109083810602902595/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109083810602902595' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109083810602902595'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109083810602902595'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/un-useless-nonsense.html' title='UN = Useless Nonsense'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109072830215178157</id><published>2004-07-25T13:44:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-25T14:07:55.846+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Week in Review 25/07/2004</title><summary type='text'>A new entry to the Grudge List   My boss.  Isn't everyone's boss on their grudge list at one time? I am a statistician by trade.  So I know a little about numbers and mathematical methods. So when I suggested to a colleague that they use a weighted average to even out deviancies in a data range, my boss chimed in and said 'No, weighted averages won't help'.  What the f*ck would he know?  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109072830215178157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109072830215178157' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109072830215178157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109072830215178157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/week-in-review-25072004.html' title='Week in Review 25/07/2004'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109072564214179902</id><published>2004-07-25T12:55:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-25T13:43:29.630+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Everybody's Freeeeeee to get Dopey </title><summary type='text'>Australian politicians are obsessed with drugs.  No, not the fight against them, but who is the hardest for having used them. First, Mark Latham admits that he did inhale marijuana.  He doesn't clarify when this occurred.  Given his paranoia (a common side effect of dope using) of the last few months, I suspect it wasn't long ago. Yes I did, and I have got to own up, I also inhaled - so there </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109072564214179902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109072564214179902' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109072564214179902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109072564214179902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/everybodys-freeeeeee-to-get-dopey.html' title='Everybody&apos;s Freeeeeee to get Dopey '/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109062620780333921</id><published>2004-07-24T09:39:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-24T09:43:27.803+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down</title><summary type='text'>Like the Littlest Hobo, only not as cute and without the catchy theme song, Margo is on her own. ‘G’day. I’ve just made a big change in my life – from August 14 I’ll be self employed. Under a package negotiated with Fairfax, I’m contracted to run Webdiary for three years and am free to write for whoever I like bar News Limited (as if!).  I’m also independent, and can speak to groups without </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109062620780333921/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109062620780333921' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109062620780333921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109062620780333921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/maybe-tomorrow-ill-wanna-settle-down.html' title='Maybe tomorrow, I&apos;ll wanna settle down'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109048405916020547</id><published>2004-07-22T17:56:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-22T18:14:19.160+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Where's Wally, oops Peter</title><summary type='text'>Where is Peter Garrett?  I have a theory.  Naturally. Before Mary Donaldson married Crown Prince Frederick she had to go to 'Princess School' to learn how to be a Princess (including how to receive bouquets, how to open bridges / exhibitions / envelopes, and politics). I think Peter Garrett is also at Princess School. Rumour has it that the politics side is baffling him a little. How </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109048405916020547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109048405916020547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109048405916020547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109048405916020547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/wheres-wally-oops-peter.html' title='Where&apos;s &lt;strike&gt;Wally&lt;/strike&gt;, oops Peter'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109048186075593891</id><published>2004-07-22T17:33:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-22T17:42:43.040+10:00</updated><title type='text'>The Gimp must be stopped</title><summary type='text'>If the Gimp wants to see the end of this week, he better shut up and sit down or I will beat him up what good. In further Really Annoying Gimp Experiences (aka RAGE): he invited me for coffee yesterday morning because he thought he had 'offended' me.  'Offended' doesn't come close.  In the end, I ended up buying him a coffee and blueberry muffin.  I have never seen a poor muffin so mauled in the</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109048186075593891/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109048186075593891' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109048186075593891'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109048186075593891'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/gimp-must-be-stopped.html' title='The Gimp must be stopped'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109030964292237330</id><published>2004-07-20T17:46:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-20T17:47:22.923+10:00</updated><title type='text'>And in more NW Madness…</title><summary type='text'>According to the NW Diet Club, we should eat more oily fish, olives, nuts and…. FLAXSEED OIL(?). What the..?  Where do they get this stuff?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109030964292237330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109030964292237330' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109030964292237330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109030964292237330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/and-in-more-nw-madness.html' title='And in more NW Madness…'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109030957595090813</id><published>2004-07-20T17:36:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-25T08:57:59.550+10:00</updated><title type='text'>NW Enters the Michael Moore Fray</title><summary type='text'>The last thing NW wants is to talk about Michael Moore. This is an odd situation as: he is grotesquely obese and NW is obsessed with celebrity fatties; and   he has a tenuous grasp of the truth, much like NW. You would think these two would be joined at the hip. Alas, the work of Michael Moore is probably too challenging for the NW-bimbettes who find it far easier to roll out stories about </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109030957595090813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109030957595090813' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109030957595090813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109030957595090813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/nw-enters-michael-moore-fray.html' title='NW Enters the Michael Moore Fray'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109030897574387053</id><published>2004-07-20T17:26:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-20T17:36:15.743+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Week in Review 18/07/2004</title><summary type='text'>Inaugural Entry to the Grudge List (and it’s a doozie) Hell, it's not just politicians and old poofs who sh*t this Hamster.  Regular people sh*t me too.   I am very democratic when it comes to grudges.  I bear them equally. The Gimp is driving me to homicidal thoughts of postal proportions.  If there is one thing I can’t stand, it’s dishonest crawlers who play one face to ‘da man’ and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109030897574387053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109030897574387053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109030897574387053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109030897574387053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/week-in-review-18072004.html' title='Week in Review 18/07/2004'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109022908044362903</id><published>2004-07-19T18:52:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-19T19:24:40.443+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Old Poof Talks Sh*t</title><summary type='text'>Why oh why do journos ask musicians for their opinions?   It's like two assholes chatting and nothing but sh*t being the result.   Sir Elton John, who reached his zenith with Kiki Dee in Don't go Breaking My Heart, bemoans the state of anti-war music: "That's not happening now. As of this spring, there have been virtually no anti-war concerts - or anti-war songs that catch on, for that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109022908044362903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109022908044362903' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109022908044362903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109022908044362903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/old-poof-talks-sht.html' title='Old Poof Talks Sh*t'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109004233705580709</id><published>2004-07-17T15:22:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-08-03T05:32:41.046+10:00</updated><title type='text'>At least SOMEONE gets it...</title><summary type='text'>No not sex although we Australians are randy and get plenty.   Tony Parkinson finally says in very clear English that, just because WMDs have not yet been found, this does not invalidate our presence in Iraq.  Under United Nations Security Council resolutions, the burden of proof was on Saddam's regime, not the US-led allies, to establish beyond doubt Iraq had dismantled his weapons programs.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109004233705580709/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109004233705580709' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109004233705580709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109004233705580709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/at-least-someone-gets-it.html' title='At least SOMEONE gets it...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-109001715822162874</id><published>2004-07-17T08:17:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-17T09:46:14.110+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Instamatic Karma</title><summary type='text'>Five French citizens have been kidnapped in the Gaza Strip.   Jacques, who is going to help you now?    The Canadians?  Too busy living with an inferiority complex, what with living next to the most powerful nation of earth.  Plus their navy needs some work.    He won't do much, even if he and his dinghy are committed.   New Zealand?  Well they're too pissed at Israel right now to even </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/109001715822162874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=109001715822162874' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109001715822162874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/109001715822162874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/instamatic-karma.html' title='Instamatic Karma'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108996795285025791</id><published>2004-07-16T18:32:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-16T18:54:37.306+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Moore's craptacular film hits Australia</title><summary type='text'>Michael Moore's  propaganda has hit Australia and the lefties from the SMH couldn't be happier: Michael Moore is a great source of information - it's all true! I only just saw "Bowling for Columbine" a couple of weeks ago and found it absolutely brilliant. I learned a hell of a lot.The SMH doesn't stop there though.  For those democratic types, you can participate in a poll asking you to rate </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108996795285025791/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108996795285025791' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108996795285025791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108996795285025791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/moores-craptacular-film-hits-australia.html' title='Moore&apos;s craptacular film hits Australia'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108996604572690893</id><published>2004-07-16T18:19:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-16T18:53:55.290+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Why NZ is a sh*thole... it's led by a sh*thead</title><summary type='text'>Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand, has stated that New Zealand will now reduce contact with Israel after two Mossad spies were convicted of Passport Fraud. Ooooh scary.  NZ is not going to talk to Israel as much.  Ouch.  I bet superpower Israel is real sad.  Sharon is probably pissing himself laughing. Who cares when a country that is to Australia what Canada is to America (</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108996604572690893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108996604572690893' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108996604572690893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108996604572690893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/why-nz-is-shthole-its-led-by-shthead.html' title='Why NZ is a sh*thole... it&apos;s led by a sh*thead'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108985719733330517</id><published>2004-07-15T12:03:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-15T12:06:37.333+10:00</updated><title type='text'>How to spend money</title><summary type='text'>Three hours in a budget spending meeting.  There's three hours of my life I won't be seeing again.I don't NEED to know how to spend money.  I've spent the last 29+ years blowing my parents' budget.  And I'm damn good at it.Hamster mad.  Hamster hungry.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108985719733330517/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108985719733330517' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108985719733330517'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108985719733330517'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/how-to-spend-money.html' title='How to spend money'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108984342547229478</id><published>2004-07-15T08:16:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-15T12:02:46.340+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Merlin</title><summary type='text'>Ok, so the bright sparks on the Behind Big Brother forums are about as cluey as the BB contestants themselves.  INDISCRIMINATE USE OF CAPS LOCK and inexorable !!!!!! marks abound in every post, exciting the young-ins but making this old warhorse writhe around in a Garrett-esque fit.But this  is something altogether more special.According to Gerry, who wisely avoids describing himself, Big </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108984342547229478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108984342547229478' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108984342547229478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108984342547229478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/merlin.html' title='Merlin'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-10897980928210363</id><published>2004-07-14T19:32:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-14T19:41:32.820+10:00</updated><title type='text'>The gift that keeps on giving</title><summary type='text'>Someone get this kid an agent.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/10897980928210363/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=10897980928210363' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/10897980928210363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/10897980928210363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/gift-that-keeps-on-giving.html' title='The gift that keeps on giving'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108969001118263047</id><published>2004-07-13T13:29:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-13T13:46:18.226+10:00</updated><title type='text'>'Bush was wrong' says aging, unattractive man</title><summary type='text'>The AGE today howlsTrump to Bush: You're FiredWhich is very cute except that Trump has never, ever, EVER (am I making myself clear here) said those words to Bush.Never let it be said that the AGE is concerned with facts when a catchy, albeit inaccurate, headline is in the offing.Apparently Trump does say (who knows if he does say it.  The AGE is one step short of New Weekly and it's </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108969001118263047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108969001118263047' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108969001118263047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108969001118263047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/bush-was-wrong-says-aging-unattractive.html' title='&apos;Bush was wrong&apos; says aging, unattractive man'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108968843472422168</id><published>2004-07-13T13:08:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-13T13:13:54.726+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Orson Tells</title><summary type='text'>A fantastic article  by the entertaining Orson Scott Card.What makes the liberal bias in the mainstream media so pernicious is that they deny that they're biased and insist that their twisted version of events is "reality," and anyone who disagrees with them is either mentally or morally suspect. In other words, they're fanatics. And, like all good fanatics, they're utterly convinced that </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108968843472422168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108968843472422168' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108968843472422168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108968843472422168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/orson-tells.html' title='Orson Tells'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108952545915521090</id><published>2004-07-11T15:52:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-11T15:57:39.156+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Where's Richo?</title><summary type='text'>It's hard to miss that old war horse Graham Richardson but earlier this week, he was spotted.  Eating.  No shit.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108952545915521090/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108952545915521090' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108952545915521090'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108952545915521090'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/wheres-richo.html' title='Where&apos;s Richo?'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108951020272688150</id><published>2004-07-11T11:23:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-11T11:43:22.726+10:00</updated><title type='text'>The Senate Intelligence Report:  The Facts</title><summary type='text'>A US Senate Intelligence Committee has identified that the intelligence upon which decisions to invade Iraq overstated the threat  posed by Saddam.This news has been treated with little less than sanctimonious glee by the left as vindication of their position...This is aside from the fact that intelligence merely overstated the threat, but did not say there was no threat at all.  It is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108951020272688150/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108951020272688150' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108951020272688150'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108951020272688150'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/senate-intelligence-report-facts.html' title='The Senate Intelligence Report:  The Facts'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108945001504869347</id><published>2004-07-10T18:50:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-10T19:06:08.660+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Bob Brown: Activist, Politician, Hypocrite</title><summary type='text'>I think part of the reason why Bob Brown is such a hypocrite is that his mindless followers don't particularly care. He's like a wobbly palm tree, flush from a rabid Tsunami attack - unstable and all over the place.Less than a month ago Brown said:How dare this popinjay of a president interfere in Australian affairs - Australian domestic political affairs? He should pull his head in.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108945001504869347/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108945001504869347' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108945001504869347'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108945001504869347'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/bob-brown-activist-politician.html' title='Bob Brown: Activist, Politician, Hypocrite'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108934922653157053</id><published>2004-07-09T14:45:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-09T16:10:43.186+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Hooray for Frank!</title><summary type='text'>Frank Devine continues to press the ABC for its continued biased (to the left naturally) programming.  And continues to delight and entertain me in the process.Frank is a hottie.  Phillip Adams should take note of Frank and copy.Says Frank...ABC: Ali Salameri says his son was crippled when an American armoured vehicle crashed into his car . . . Now this usually gentle man's anger is as deep</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108934922653157053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108934922653157053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108934922653157053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108934922653157053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/hooray-for-frank.html' title='Hooray for Frank!'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108932641690108511</id><published>2004-07-09T08:37:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-09T08:40:16.903+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Give Margo a hug.  Go on.  You know you want to...</title><summary type='text'>Margo is angry and unattractive.But she needs hugs too.  Let's turn that furrowed frown upside down!Send Margo a hug now.  Let her know you care.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108932641690108511/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108932641690108511' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108932641690108511'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108932641690108511'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/give-margo-hug-go-on-you-know-you-want.html' title='Give Margo a hug.  Go on.  You know you want to...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108932249991787746</id><published>2004-07-09T07:25:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-09T08:35:44.640+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Wondering what Posh and Becks are up to?</title><summary type='text'>Nah me neither, until this flashed across my screen this morning.The lusty lad has appeared in The Fast Show in a comedy skit.  I don't know why the writers needed to pen a scene.  Just ask Becks his opinion on anything and it's guaranteed to get a laugh (albeit at him, not with him).I'd still give him one though.Meanwhile, Posh is off in Peru looking at people who live on rubbish dumps.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108932249991787746/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108932249991787746' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108932249991787746'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108932249991787746'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/wondering-what-posh-and-becks-are-up.html' title='Wondering what &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.victoriabeckham.mu/&quot;&gt;Posh&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.beckham-magazine.com&quot;&gt;Becks&lt;/a&gt; are up to?'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108923994881892272</id><published>2004-07-08T08:28:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-08T13:04:41.660+10:00</updated><title type='text'>We need MORE farting</title><summary type='text'>The Government is upset with the ABC's use of taxpayers money.  Seriously.I'm of the opinion that we need MORE farting segments, some of which could replace Media Farce, the 7.30 report  on anything critical of the Howard Government, and the terminal George Negus Tonight.  This week, George talks about depression.  No doubt ours after sitting through his show.At least farts make me laugh.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108923994881892272/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108923994881892272' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108923994881892272'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108923994881892272'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/we-need-more-farting.html' title='We need MORE farting'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108919624875648693</id><published>2004-07-07T20:11:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-07T21:33:04.553+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Mark Latham's Good Twin?</title><summary type='text'>The BrainPosted by HelloMark Latham The resemblence between Latham and The Brain is UNCANNY.What's the bet that, given Latham's tenuous grasp on copyright laws, we hear the following Brain-isms over the next few months..."That man is lying. Observe the rate at which he blinks. Three times per second."A Tony Abbott description perhaps?  No love lost between those two.  Latham should have </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108919624875648693/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108919624875648693' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108919624875648693'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108919624875648693'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/mark-lathams-good-twin.html' title='&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.aph.gov.au/house/members/member.asp?id=K26&quot;&gt;Mark Latham&apos;s &lt;/a&gt;Good Twin?'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108917098647217781</id><published>2004-07-07T13:23:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-07T16:09:41.820+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Why some people just shouldn't breed...</title><summary type='text'>I had dinner on Sunday night with a dear friend from my halcyon days living in our nation's capital.  We had dinner at Zagames in Caulfield which, although a Pokies venue, has lovely food and a killer Supa Dupa Double Chocolate Fudge Sundae.  Beware the old people though.  They are tired and dazed and prone to spontaneous outburts about the good ol' days when men were men, and women got spanked</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108917098647217781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108917098647217781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108917098647217781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108917098647217781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/why-some-people-just-shouldnt-breed.html' title='Why some people just shouldn&apos;t breed...'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7554703.post-108916986907397161</id><published>2004-07-07T13:06:00.000+10:00</published><updated>2004-07-07T13:11:53.803+10:00</updated><title type='text'>Lifestyles of the Rich and Retarded</title><summary type='text'>Crazy John entered into a bidding war with another parent at a school auction.Sounds innocuous enough until you find out what these two losers were bidding for (a child's painting) and the eventual price ($ 75,000 ) paid for by Loopy Anonymous Parent.Crazy John and Loopy Anonymous Parent have proven that charities can indeed benefit from a potent mix of wealth and stupidity.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/feeds/108916986907397161/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7554703&amp;postID=108916986907397161' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108916986907397161'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7554703/posts/default/108916986907397161'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://revengeofthehamster.blogspot.com/2004/07/lifestyles-of-rich-and-retarded.html' title='Lifestyles of the Rich and Retarded'/><author><name>The Hamster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12568493744566991488</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
