Revenge of the Hamster

Monday, November 29, 2004


Given my current status, I am taking a short break from blogging. To be honest, until I get past my first trimester, hating lefties is the least of my problems.

I may post occasionally if something REALLY gets me rattled but other than that, keep safe, and keep fighting the insanity of the left.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Spanking one's own bottom

That wonderful institution, the UN, has effectively spanked itself.

Now, when the UN itself comments on its own incompetence, someone tell me why the left are still keen on using them as an international arbitrator?

Friday, November 26, 2004

En Guarde Horatio! They're multiplying!!

Well not quite.

Husband and I had some wonderful news today. We will be adding to the RWDB population in, oh, approximately 8 months.

We are four weeks pregnant!

Very early stages obviously, and we are hoping everything goes to plan but how exciting!

Monday, November 22, 2004

A French Farce, Weiners and some Eastern European nation

You know how lefties moan and whine calmly inform us of our evil? How we conservatives search and destroy, with little to no regard for human life and its betterment?

The Paris Club issue, in relation to Iraq, begs to differ.

The US and Britain voted to reduce the debt by 95%.

Australia has reduced its total debt owing by $1.1billion, not an insignificant amount.

Who have dragged their feet, thereby tying up working capital required to rebuild Iraq?

Why, those paragons of virtue - France, Germany and Russia. They only wanted to reduce the debt owed to them by 50%.

THESE guys are held up by the left as governments of conscience?

And we're supposed to feel guilty?

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Celebrities say the stupidest darndest things...

In stupid celebrity news....

Mischa Barton on free speech:

It's just that there's no tolerance level there anymore

See Mischa, you are free to say what you like when you like. That does not mean there is no price to be paid for that freedom. If people don't like your message, then they will exercise their right to free speech and say what they want in rebuttal.

I'm going to say something stupid at some point because that's just the way I am.

You just did dear. Now go back to doing what you do best - wearing pretty frocks and dating oil heirs.

Robbie Williams, no doubt still upset over the fact that the only people who buy his albums are Ugly English Slappers, had this to say about George W. Bush:

I'm scared for the world. This guy is obviously an idiot. He can't speak. I'd do a better job than him, and I'm not very bright, I'm not.

I actually think Robbie has a point here. One playing of any of his albums and the mujahadeen would be laying down their arms and begging OUR God for forgiveness. Bush can't seem to get them to surrender but I think Rock DJ might do the trick.

Better still, get Bruce Springsteen in. There ain't enough room for his ego and insurgents. One bar of Streets of Philadelphia and the little rodents will spew forth.

And in non-celebrity, but still funny news, Captain Cynic has some great leftie predictions from before the election:

...If Bush wins I am going to buy a shotgun and indiscriminately go around killing people....

Do your worst mate. Funny thing is, this guy is from Canada so I'm not sure why he is so worried about another country's election results so much that he would commit mass murder.

if bush wins ill move to france i do think it will still be a close election tho... which disturbes me in a way i cannot express with words...

That you are willing to move to France just because you've lost an election is disturbing dude. Do you pack up and leave every time something doesn't go your way? I bet you were a fun guy in high school.

I must admit through, I am interested as to whether he did move? I don't know. Let's ask him.

My conclusion - conservatives are computer illiterate - and they are other things too.

You'd think that, if you were going to make an accusation about literacy, that you would make sure your own English was above reproach. Emphasis in the following is mine.

can't say I like Canada to much

Exhibit 1: I hope this is just lazy editing, otherwise this guy just failed English 101.

Bush has more money. but he just waisted a whole bunch of it

Exhibit 2: How does somebody waist money. I know how to waste it. There is another way?

most people on the internet are against Bush, but the poles tell a different story.

Exhibit 3: Goddamn Poles. Since when did Eastern Europeans suddenly become experts on US Politics.

I'm hungry. I'm going to annoy some Friends of the ABC protesters down Maling Road.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Best Quote Ever

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money

Get me some grits...

The backlash against Dr Condoleeza Rice in the last 12 months has been truly frightening. Now that she has been nominated to Secretary of State, the little worms (still licking their election loss wounds) are on the attack.

Here is just some of the leftie trash produced in the last 12 months about Dr Rice:

Aunt Jemima. The term 'Aunt Jemima' refers to a character from 1930s radio who cooked pancakes. Which apparently were very tasty. That's beside the point. Jemima worked on a plantation for her 'master'.

The inference drawn is that Dr Rice is a slave to her white master. And she makes wicked ass pancakes. Nice guy that John Sylvester. You can convey your appreciation of his comments here.

The Sydney Morning Herald offers up this. Dr Rice is portrayed as having slammed the door on former Secretary of State Colin Powell. Her lips are exaggerated and large. Meanwhile, George W Bush is seated at his desk with a sign 'I'm Da President'.

Nice racial stereotyping SMH. Your decline continues. You can't survive on a readership of Margoids alone, ya know.

James Danziger characterises Dr Rice as an ebonics-ridden Saddam wannabe. Showing a lack of conviction in his own opinions, Danziger pulled the cartoon from his website.

That's why lefties are no good in a war. At the first sign of serious opposition, they turn tail and run - moaning and whimpering about how, if we only listened to them, we'd be in an Islamo-fascist gulag by now.

Doonesbury contributes with a cartoon that refers to Dr Rice as 'Brown Sugar'. The original Rolling Stones song referred to white slave owners receiving sexual favours from their black slave. Inference, naturally, is that Dr Rice is providing sexual favours to her master, George W Bush.

On one hand, Dr Rice can derive some comfort that those who oppose her do not do so on the basis of characteristics beyond her control. Namely, colour and gender. They dislike her because she is a neo-conservative hawk.

She can also derive comfort from the fact that the left have nothing but racial stereotypes to throw at her. How desperate must they be at this point in time if that is the best they can come up with?

Naturally, most lefties are silent on the continuing character assassination. Either they are uncomfortable with the behaviour and are trying to disassociate themselves through silence. Or, they quietly believe in the racial stereotypes and believe them to be an accurate reflection of the relationship between Dr Rice and the President.

For me, the latter rings true.

The left are unable to understand the relationship, hence they resort to stereotypical white boss, black subordinate points of reference. That's gotta be it, right? How else would it work?

I have a white male boss. I am a black female. My relationship with my boss is far from a master-slave paradigm. We work as any other two people would work. Our colour and gender have little to no impact on our working styles.

According to the left though, if I agree with him on issues, it's only because I'm his slave. And heck, if I want something, all I have to do is sleep with him, right?

The propositions put forward by the left in the last 12 months smacks of lazy leftism. They can't be bothered trying to assess what is going on, so they fall back on old stereotypes. Luckily for us, no-one is listening to them anymore so their message is largely muted.

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Birthday Wishes

Iraq the Model is 1 year old. Happy Birthday Guys!

From this most wonderful of blogs:

'We’re changing so quickly and the concept of one opinion and one point of view is becoming part of history.Who said that nothing has changed?! Who claimed that the present is worse than the past?!I wish they could attend even one of those meetings or lectures to see the progress we’ve so far made, and let them know that these meetings and discussions are much more in number and in effect than the car bombings but unfortunately they don’t attract the same attention.

Many people describe Iraq these days as a hell, and I want to say that this 'hell' is my paradise despite all the dangers and difficulties and even losses, as these struggles make the process itself a real life, a joy that only oppressed people with dignity can sense when they become free, and I truley feel sorry for anyone who doesn't see it this way.'

To the lefties who read this blog, (and I know you're out there because you send me such wholesome, sweet emails threatening to shove things up my butt) here's your chance to communicate with some REAL IRAQIS, not just some pasty lefty with an axe to grind about the Great Satan.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Disturbing, but not surprising, stuff from the left

Alert: This is a rant. I make no apologies. Hamsters don't have to.

What is so disturbing about this is that is not alone in his/her opinion. His/her opinions reflect many whose anti-Americanism is like a disease, preventing them from objective reasoning as to the Iraq war.

They have never travelled to Iraq. They have never seen the refugee camps in Pakistan. Many have barely stepped out of this country. If they had seen half of what I saw during my time there, there would not give a damn as to the reasons for the US invasion.

For the most part, their hatred of the Iraq war derives largely from anti-Americanism, and not from any genuine concern for the Iraqi people. They build large dossiers of 'evidence' (usually recycled group think - not unlike Chinese whispers) which is perpetuated infinitum.

And yet they are all qualified to speak of that which they don't know. At least, they think they are and groupthink is so rampant within the left that the perpetuation of myth and fantasy is an exponential explosion once it gets going.

Apparently, reading articles on the internet makes them as qualified as those Iraqis living and breathing the hell that was Saddam. More qualified than those those, like me, who have actually given up a stable salary and career to spend time with those less fortunate in some of the most dangerous camps in Northern Pakistan. More qualified that Iraqis like those at Hammorabi who know far more about Iraq and the motives of the US than any of us who aren't right smack in the middle of Falluja. is a sad reflection of the uninformed anti-Americanism that drives the left.

It's a shame as the left has much to offer. In its current form, however, it's virulent anti-Americanism reflects badly on its more palatable platforms.

Here's the hot tip for you guys: You cannot preach peace through preaching hate. Why should anyone believe you want peace, when all you drone on about is hatred of the US.

Give us a break. We're not stupid. Yes the US Government is, at times, selfish and self-serving. Who isn't. Are you altruistic 100% of the time or do you commit acts that benefit yourself and no-one else?

However, if we give more than we take, then the universe balances out our scorecard. The US, in my opinion, has more than balanced its scorecard. It does so much good for so many nations and yet, all the left can dribble on about is 'Bush Lied, Kids Died'? Are you retarded or is your head that far up your ass?

To the brave souls at Hammorabi. Good luck to you. Rest assured that while this rabid, perverse anti-Americanism is on the increase, it is usually only perpetrated by those with little to no power. Treat them like annoying gnats. A necessity of life, but something easily squashed if need be.

(hat tip: Tim Blair)

R.I.P Ol' Dirty

This is WAY sadder than that old terrorist dying, but not nearly as sad as my grandmother passing away.

Ol' Dirty Bastard from the Wu Tang Clan collapsed and died today.

Gravel Pit will never be the same.

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Fahrenhype 911

I have just finished watching Fahrenhype 911, a film dedicated to debunking the myths and outright lies perpetrated by that big fat stupid white man.

I recommend all conservatives watch this film - if only to reinforce that we are on the side of right (pun intended). The lies perpetrated by Moore in Fahrenheit 911 are systematically dismantled and proven, from both sides of the political fence, to be untrue and downright deceptive.

Compelling viewing and a true documentary. Unlike its namesake which is pure propoganda.

Edit: There is also uber footage of that most glamorous of connie women, Ann Coulter. God, that woman is HOT.

Thursday, November 11, 2004

F*cktard Alert

I had Yum Cha with friends today at the delightful Red Emperor. It has a reputation for offering the best Yum Cha in melbourne and I must concur with this assessment.

Unfortunately, one of my friends had a tag-a-long who was a leftie. Her presence both delighted (ooooh someone to bait) and horrified (I can't believe I'm having Yum Cha with a leftie) me.

The conversation inevitably turned to the US Election Results.

This lunatic (let's call her 'Miss I live in an alternate universe where Michael Moore is God' or 'STUPID F*CKING LOSER' for short) said

'If only clever people were able to vote, the US would be deep in Kerry Town'.

Which made me giggle because the clever DID vote and they voted Bush.

Then she said,

'I hope that, now you are feeling pain over your grandmother's death, you can emphathise with my pain that Bush is back in the Whitehouse.'

'Oh fuck off'

I practically roared at her, which sent the rest of the table into hysterics and made the ever unflappable waiters at the Red Emperor blush profusely.

Well she can. Likening the death of a treasured family member to a foreign power's election results? Smack you up what good you retarded smelly hippy.

She's lucky I wasn't wearing my fighting outfit (pink David Lawrence dress with killer 5 inch heels for kicking stupid lefties with). Then I would have given her pain to whinge about.

Hamster hopping mad.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Blogging will be suspended for approximately five days.

My grandmother passed away this morning from pneumonia.

If there was one person who influenced the values I have today, as well as the goddamn bad attitude I have towards lefties, it was my conservative to the core grandmother.

Reagan will be happy. Another neo-con makes it into heaven.

Monday, November 08, 2004

10 Reasons Why Conservatives Rock In 2004

1. We have hotter women. In Australia: Miranda Devine and Janet Albrechtsen. In the US: Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and Condoleeza Rice.

2. We have hotter men. In Australia: Alan Anderson and Tim Blair (on a good day). In the US: George W. Bush, Karl Rove (yes I have a thing about men resembling the Pillsbury Doughboy) and Mark Steyn (yes I know he is a Canadian but some things I am prepared to forgive).

3. We won the Australian Election and made Margo go away for a whole month.

4. We won the US Election and made MoDo wet her knickers.

5. Our enemies actually end up helping us out. Ergo, Michael Moore, Bruce Springsteen, Teresa 'it's my campaign and I'll yap if I want to' Heinz-Kerry (no-one wants a yappy first lady).

6. We like guns.

7. We made Bob Brown irrelevant.

8. We don't pretend to 'get' avant-garde 1930's Japanese paper art.

9. We have better parties.

10. We have learnt to rise above the left - just by laughing and pointing at the little howler monkies.

Thursday, November 04, 2004

A big yo-ho-ho-ho to Booker Rising

It's hard to get a decent readership with so many blogs out there.

So thanks to the articulate, intelligent, and supportive 'connies' (my diminutive for conservatives) at Booker Rising for consistently promoting my blog. Every time they link to my blog, my readership doubles.

Cheers guys. Thank you for the ongoing support. You make this 'sista' one happy little connie.

When small children can't play nicely....

Yes I am a happy camper today that foxy (just why are conservative men so HOT) George W. Bush won the US Presidential Election.

Suffice to say, the left are not ‘dealing’:

From the SMH:

I hang my head in shame.

Yes Teresa’s outfit WAS a terrible fashion faux-pas. But shame? Come on, that’s a bit strong.

Those rednecks deserve the leader they got.

Rather typical of the left. We did not get what we wanted so let’s resort to some good old-fashioned abuse.

If the ‘rednecks' had voted Democrat, I’m sure this sad little excuse for an individual would have an entirely different perspective.

Americans are stupid so they voted on a stupid president.

And you’re talking stupid dude. Where do they find these people?

But my favourite is:

For the record, I believe its a mistake to think that either Latham or Kerry offered decent alternatives but they deserved the chance.

Mate, this is not f*cking ring-toss or darts where near misses are ok.

This is world politics for crying out loud. I myself would not trust Manboobs or Goose-Man to manage a school canteen let alone a nation.

And yet, when I’m about throw in the towel and get me some grits (a nod to my redneck brothers. We so stupid), rays of light emerge:

Get off your high horses. Just because the people picked a candidate that you don't agree with doesn't make them dumb.

It is exactly this kind of arrogance that will keep your candidates out of office until they accept that EVERY vote counts, not just yours!

Kate Foster, I fall at your feet.

Why did George W Bush win? Jim has the answer to the 4 million popular votes question...

Because of the lack of any serious opposition

You tell ‘em Jim.

What a boring lot of bleating lefties .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........

Well said Boomer.

Now let's get back to celebrating a great win for a great man in charge of a great nation.

NB Obviously, the word 'great' is, as my leftie-lazy-ass French cousins would say, my word 'du jour'.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Alan Anderson sticks it to da man....

Well, not really.

Alan, polite and articulate as always, examines the impact of the Bin Laden video on the US Election.

Very much worth a read.

Monday, November 01, 2004

It's all about the (t)wits

It's approximately 24 hours until the US Election. Where does the time go?

Naturally, I hope for a Republican victory.

In the meantime, let's take a moment out from our day to remember the stupidity of the Democrats, and their supporters.

From Johnno and Tezza

You said something I didn't say. Now shove it!
Theresa Heinz-Kerry, yapping at a reporter

Theresa is as unpredictable as Boris Yeltsin at a frat party. But not as fun, apparently.

You bet we might have
Sen. John Kerry, asked if he would have gone to war against Saddam Hussein if he refused to disarm

I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it.
Sen. John Kerry, on voting against a military funding bill for U.S. troops in Iraq

Will he? Won't he? Who can say?

John Kerry is the original Renaissance man. Don't question him. Remember what happened to the goose. Take this as a warning.

We are gathered here today to remind you that we are gathered here today

Do I really need to comment on this?

I've been right about Iraq, all along

Well that's to be expected when you take every conceivable position on the issue. At some point, you will be right.

Cameron Diaz

If you think rape should be legal, then don't vote
on the Oprah Winfrey show

Yeah I don't know what she means. I'm pretty sure that she doesn't know what she means.

The inane Oprah audience still clapped her though - albeit polite 'where's JT, I soooo wanna rock his body' clapping.

Bruce Springsteen

I want to be washed in the water of democracy
at a hippie concert with other losers

Let's just try for a regular wash first, mate, and then we'll talk about metaphorical bathing.

Kirsten Dunst

I would kill George Bush
when asked what she would do if she was Spiderman for a day

These celebrities just so peace-loving aren't they?

Miles O'Brien

John Edwards is in, and the gloves are off

The love affair between Kerry and John Edwards deepens.

Linda Ronstadt (has-been)

Great American Patriot
directed at Michael Moore

someone who is spreading the truth
directed at Michael Moore

Mmmm, Linda has been hitting the hooch a little hard of late. Patriot? Truth?

Maybe I should send her my copy of Fahrenhype 911 so that she can see the 'truth' of her hero.

Michael Moore (desperado)

intimidation and suppression will not be tolerated

So what were you doing at the Republican Convention?

Chanting 'two more months' whilst you hid behind your minders? Mmmm?

Mmmm, sobering.